Rocksalts - where to start? Maybe the night before, when we went down the (still open!) Gritti Palace to see Duncan dj, but thereby missed Regular John's last-minute warm-up gig at Smugglers (Reuben and Rufus informed us in time, though, via phone and text). Lee and Carolyn were already over from Brighton for the weekend; me, Caroline and Kim made-up the Hastings crew, but there was actually hundreds of people sitting outside the Gritti too (including Tara, and Maya) either soaking up the gorgeous evening sun, or grabbing possibly one of the last remaining days on the Pier, in case it stays shut soon. We all took it fairly easy though, because of the long day ahead in Rye.
That Saturday morning itself was a bit of a rush trying to get organised and ready: Reuben rang me again to see if I was going to compere (I didn't know) and if I wanted to help him with the djing (I did). Lee, Carolyn and I all got the same train from Hastings to Rye, bumping into Greg Mulhearn in the carriage (which was handy for him, as Mookie were scheduled to play later, and Greg didn't know where the festival site was). Once in Rye, we stopped off in Budgens, then walked around the outside clockwise to the Salts, and made our way across site to the stalls and the shade of the trees. I bumped into Paul, and he asked if I was still ok to compere: as I was, he and Plum gave me a quick site-tour, and filled me in on some of the info about the day: I also grabbed the programme and a copy of the compilation cd (mp3 files, on a cd-r, in a dvd case), which was selling at £7, so I gave a tenner to the funds. At the top end of the field, a tent marquee had been set up with a beer stall, and a small stage in one corner (Harry was running this stage). At the far end of the field was a much larger stage, complete with covering, pa system, lighting rig, etc: this was the main stage I was to compere from. Reuben was trying to set up Wookie's decks front of stage (not wholly succesfully: he had to borrow bits of equipment from the dj from Bristol's Lower Case, who was happy to lend them), and I got some more groundwork sorted with Spoon (who had the daunting task of running this main stage). Once I'd got the idea of what was going on, I sat back down under the trees at the side with Lee and Carolyn, where we were gradually joined by the Rumiko boys, Julian Wallinger (who was filming much of the event), Reuben's mate Fred, and other passing friends. Because of the late arrival of some crucial cable-cover matting, proceedings on the main stage were late starting, so the first music we heard was from The Red Shift, out of sight to us in the marquee. Last time I saw them play (a while ago at The Carlisle) I was really taken by their enthusiasm, although without the visuals their pop/ska jaunts were less attention-grabbing. Carrie and Tom then turned up with Barney, who was enjoying an early music festival, but not his first. Eventually, things on the main stage were ready, so I made my way around the barriers and up onto the stage to make the introductory announcements. Even though the field was thinly populated at the time, I still had that half-second's pause, where I suddenly wondered what the hell it was I was supposed to be doing up there, but then I just decided I'd have to say something, so I welcomed the public to the event, and shouted-out Drowning By Numbers' name as an intro (this became my pattern for the day: mumble a bit, shout band name, leave stage quick). Drowning By Numbers were a decent young rock band, though they were weaker when they tried some ice-breaking comedy covers (Sex Bomb etc) that may work well in a bar with your mates, but fell pretty flat in a large empty field on a sunny day. Some of the others also went to check out Gunmetal on the second stage, and had generally good things to report of them, but I decided it would be best mostly to stay as close to the main stage as possible during the day, in case I was needed in any kind of hurry. The next group to introduce was Noxious, who ground away at some tuneful metallic grunge-rock. Further up the field, I noticed many more of our friends (Lisa, Helen, Gillian, Alfie, Hayley, Josie etc) were turning up, and seating themselves on some of the circles of haybales that had been provided. Rather than do a great deal of socialising, though, I continued to alternate between watching the main stage acts, and popping behind the barriers to discuss bits and pieces with Reuben and Spoon. Wookie was around by now, taking the opportunity to get some more photography practise in on the day, both for all our benefit, and for his journalism training. Next I introduced Purple Bubble (having confirmed that they had no 'The' in their name, in a very confused conversation with their singer), who were a much quirkier guitar group, with a lot of self-deprecating chat (and, also, a few good-natured digs at everyone else) At Paul and Plum's request, I'd also welcomed Tony's Rolling Stones Ice Cream Van onto site (true: it's a working ice cream van covered in loads of the Stones' Lips logos), though I then had to balance things out by indicating the tricycle ice cream vendor who'd been there all day, on my next turn onstage. I'd been fielding the odd text and phone call from Petra during the afternoon, as she and her friends made their way over from Brighton to Rye, and I noticed that they'd at last made it onto site. I went up to the marquee stage and caught some of Hayley's solo set, which she performed to a very attentive crowd of our friends. I went out for a wander, chatted to people like Kim, and then it was time to introduce another band, The 5-40's. I'd been carrying half a quiche around all day, left over from the small picnic lunch I'd brought along: I'd had more than I wanted, so I decided to give it away and concentrate on a can of beer that Reuben had given me instead. After several declined offers, I eventually caught up with Petra and her friends, and they took the food off me. As to whether they actually ate it, I don't know, as The Crayons had begun on the marquee stage, so I went and sat down and watched the remainder of their set. They played some good new songs really well, and were as personally amiable as ever, though they were facing a near-empty tent (possibly 'cos it was teatime). On the main stage, there were few people watching The 5-40's either, though the band had a loyal crowd of friends larking about with a giant inflatable ball stage-front. With their primary-coloured fashion-sense, and reliance on one-finger Moog melodies, the group were the closest thing we'd seen for a long time to the sort of band we played in when we were their age (in fact, with me, Michael and Lee already there, and Dan on his way over from Eastbourne, we considered trying to get Paul all the way over from Brighton for an emergency Duplo reunion, but this was never likely to happen instantaneously). Caroline at last joined us, having had to take a squitty-kitty to the vets, and I had a quick chat with Sally and Helen too; whilst The 5-40's ended their set by jumping offstage and fighting with their fans, which was very endearing really. I hung about backstage with Matt & Bonj for a while (the rest of the 'John, along with their friends and partners, had turned up by now), and got introduced to another Matt, who'd designed the distinctively-psychedelic Rocksalts artwork (nice fella), while Fracture set up. The group decided to start their set straight after their soundcheck, which relieved me of compering duties for a little while. Fracture were a widescreen melodic rock group, with a full-throated lead singer giving it some moves, and so they at least made some success in reaching across the steadily-filling field. After their set, however, the rain that had been scatteringly threatening all afternoon finally came down in a storm, sending all the punters back to the marquee (much to the probable delight of Alfie, who was onstage at the time), whilst we tried to get all the bits of gear and cables covered up successfully. Lower Case were also due on the main stage next, which required some shifting around of the dj decks, so Reuben's skills weren't needed for a bit, leaving the hired sound crew to supply their own cd entertainment (much more MOR than Reuben's 60's/70's nuggets). Lower Case's two mc's and dj were going to be accompanied live by Si Ham & Matt Jukes (Ch3vy), Jim and Billy: I did a bit of a check to see if they needed to be introduced, but, as I had thought, their mc's were able to do a much better job of bigging themselves up, when the rain finally moved on, and the marquee tent disgorged it's punters. The Hastings backing group have all put plenty of time in over the years with various funk groups (Bubba, the Rufus Stone Band) and so fitted seamlessly with Lower Case's entertainingly bouncing rhythms and verses. The mc's were pretty damn funny too. I knew there was an impromptu set by The A Team starting as a suprise straight after Lower Case (as Bill and Matt were already playing onstage), so I took some of the food and drink tokens Michael had given me (he had spares from the handful he'd been given as an artists' courtesy) and joined the (very slow-moving) queue for a couple of burgers for Carolyn and I. The two skaters running the food stall were doing the best they could in the face of a lot of customer-demand, which at least meant I had plenty of time to chat to Reuben, Fred, Del and another skater called Sam while I was waiting. I hadn't realised I was wanted onstage at this time though, meaning Paul had to introduce The A Team after all (he wasn't joining them, for a change, so the group became Bill, Matt, Rufus and Bonj on this occasion). Just three short tv-themes later (oh, how the crowd love them!) and I had my burgers, but the band were moving offstage already. Carolyn had been offsite to pick up some bottles of wine for everyone too (except Lee, who wasn't drinking today), so it was definately tea-time. Dan and Pip, as well as Matt and Elliott, had made it over to the festival by now, so we had a chat, before I went backstage again to see if any more introductions were needed yet. This Project, on next, wanted to start themselves without an intro, so I went over and had a chat to Petra and her friend Gemma under the trees, mostly interrupted by Barney trying to impress them with his best junior-Tarzan moves. The women were on their way off to get some rest, having not warmed to many (if any) of the day's rock bands (and This Project's epic heavy-prog excursions weren't going to change their minds) so we said goodbye, and I carried on swinging from the trees with Barney 'til I got tired (long before he was ever going to). Back on the field, I swigged away at the wine, and could hear very promising psych sounds coming from The Higher State up there on the marquee stage, but my duties were now to be ready to introduce Regular John, which I haltingly did (those few hours without compering had already started bringing the nerves back, but after this point enough wine started kicking-in that it wouldn't be a problem again). Despite seemingly only having one set-list, in the possession of Pete (an improvement of sorts on Rumiko, who'd left their pre-planned lists back in the Basement or somewhere, necessitating a rather wasted Rufus to have to think of a new set and rewrite it out in pentaplate, or whatever the word would be), Regular John played a fierce set of favourites, that friends such as Alis managed to execute dance-moves to throughout. Meanwhile, Reuben and a couple of his mates fought like wild-things with the aid of some of those haybales (the first hit, taken by Reuben in his back, was magnificent: mainly 'cos he was watching the band, and was unaware that a wild woman was bearing down on him at top speed, wielding an enormous bale of hay: thwack!). At one point, it looked like the festival-wardens were going to step in and break things up, but fortunately the kids stopped in time: in fact, neither the ambulance, nor the occasional visiting police officers, had to be called upon all day. At Spoon's request, I did some more words after Regular John's set, partly to indicate that the bands had finished (a marker we should have thought about doing earlier really) and partly because soon the main stage entertainment would be over, and we needed to put the information in the crowd's heads that the focus of the festival would then shift to the marquee stage. As Reuben and I had already arranged, I joined in on the djing between Regular John and Rumiko Jr's final main stage slot: cocking up a bit with the faders, struggling when the power went down unexpectedly and slowly, but generally managing ok (we even got the Jesus & Mary Chain's version of The Pink Floyd's bootleg-only Vegetable Man on, in late-tribute to Syd Barrett, who The Crayons had unfortunatle missed from their earlier shout-out's to recently-deceased rock-stars). When Rumiko were ready, I ran back round from the decks and onto the stage to make the introductions, then grabbed Reuben and went out front to join everyone watching. And it really was everyone now: the attendees having noted that Rumiko were going to be their last chance at seeing a live band for the day. There was all sorts of unusual people enjoying Rumiko, from toddlers, to long-haired secondary-schoolkids, to the wardens, to middle-aged guys with peculiar dance-moves, plus just about everyone we knew there. Down at the barriers, Barney at last got to see all his friends in Rumiko play a gig together, whilst Caroline, Anna, Wookie, Julian etc took plenty of photos and footage of the onstage action. Dean did the right thing and invited Alfie up on stage with them: the lad leapt over the barriers and up to the mic with his harmonica in a leap and a bound (especially impressive as I got the feeling, when I collared him and Robert back in the audience afterwards, that he was pissed right-up). So we were treated to big-band, full-on Rumiko country-rocking, which was a great way to end the evening out there: a couple of encore numbers later (both covers, the main set having been wholly originals) and that was the main stage finished: Spoon doing a final onstage direction of the crowd towards Ch3vy's Funk Of Fury dj session back up in the marquee. I gathered up my records and belongings from front of stage, vaulting back over the barriers with them (apparently I tumbled over really, and made Reuben and Murray crack-up as a result), then joined my friends to consider heading home. After a bundle of goodbyes and congratulations, Lee, Carolyn and I wandered back towards Rye Station (Lee sober, Carolyn and I drunk). On the way, I tripped forwards and, with the weight of two record bags around my neck, inevitably fell sprawling into the road (fortunately vehicle-free at that moment), grazing my hands and arms. Lee helped carry the records after that! At the station we said Hi to Kim, then joined Carrie, Tom and Barney for the train journey. I tried to grab a paper on the train, but it was the inspector's, so I nodded-off a bit on the journey back instead. Disembarking at Hastings, we caught up with Kim again for the walk into town, then the rest of us got back to the Old Town and into the house, for a few cups of tea, and a winding-down chat before bed. Rocksalts: hats-off all round! They'll be back...
That Saturday morning itself was a bit of a rush trying to get organised and ready: Reuben rang me again to see if I was going to compere (I didn't know) and if I wanted to help him with the djing (I did). Lee, Carolyn and I all got the same train from Hastings to Rye, bumping into Greg Mulhearn in the carriage (which was handy for him, as Mookie were scheduled to play later, and Greg didn't know where the festival site was). Once in Rye, we stopped off in Budgens, then walked around the outside clockwise to the Salts, and made our way across site to the stalls and the shade of the trees. I bumped into Paul, and he asked if I was still ok to compere: as I was, he and Plum gave me a quick site-tour, and filled me in on some of the info about the day: I also grabbed the programme and a copy of the compilation cd (mp3 files, on a cd-r, in a dvd case), which was selling at £7, so I gave a tenner to the funds. At the top end of the field, a tent marquee had been set up with a beer stall, and a small stage in one corner (Harry was running this stage). At the far end of the field was a much larger stage, complete with covering, pa system, lighting rig, etc: this was the main stage I was to compere from. Reuben was trying to set up Wookie's decks front of stage (not wholly succesfully: he had to borrow bits of equipment from the dj from Bristol's Lower Case, who was happy to lend them), and I got some more groundwork sorted with Spoon (who had the daunting task of running this main stage). Once I'd got the idea of what was going on, I sat back down under the trees at the side with Lee and Carolyn, where we were gradually joined by the Rumiko boys, Julian Wallinger (who was filming much of the event), Reuben's mate Fred, and other passing friends. Because of the late arrival of some crucial cable-cover matting, proceedings on the main stage were late starting, so the first music we heard was from The Red Shift, out of sight to us in the marquee. Last time I saw them play (a while ago at The Carlisle) I was really taken by their enthusiasm, although without the visuals their pop/ska jaunts were less attention-grabbing. Carrie and Tom then turned up with Barney, who was enjoying an early music festival, but not his first. Eventually, things on the main stage were ready, so I made my way around the barriers and up onto the stage to make the introductory announcements. Even though the field was thinly populated at the time, I still had that half-second's pause, where I suddenly wondered what the hell it was I was supposed to be doing up there, but then I just decided I'd have to say something, so I welcomed the public to the event, and shouted-out Drowning By Numbers' name as an intro (this became my pattern for the day: mumble a bit, shout band name, leave stage quick). Drowning By Numbers were a decent young rock band, though they were weaker when they tried some ice-breaking comedy covers (Sex Bomb etc) that may work well in a bar with your mates, but fell pretty flat in a large empty field on a sunny day. Some of the others also went to check out Gunmetal on the second stage, and had generally good things to report of them, but I decided it would be best mostly to stay as close to the main stage as possible during the day, in case I was needed in any kind of hurry. The next group to introduce was Noxious, who ground away at some tuneful metallic grunge-rock. Further up the field, I noticed many more of our friends (Lisa, Helen, Gillian, Alfie, Hayley, Josie etc) were turning up, and seating themselves on some of the circles of haybales that had been provided. Rather than do a great deal of socialising, though, I continued to alternate between watching the main stage acts, and popping behind the barriers to discuss bits and pieces with Reuben and Spoon. Wookie was around by now, taking the opportunity to get some more photography practise in on the day, both for all our benefit, and for his journalism training. Next I introduced Purple Bubble (having confirmed that they had no 'The' in their name, in a very confused conversation with their singer), who were a much quirkier guitar group, with a lot of self-deprecating chat (and, also, a few good-natured digs at everyone else) At Paul and Plum's request, I'd also welcomed Tony's Rolling Stones Ice Cream Van onto site (true: it's a working ice cream van covered in loads of the Stones' Lips logos), though I then had to balance things out by indicating the tricycle ice cream vendor who'd been there all day, on my next turn onstage. I'd been fielding the odd text and phone call from Petra during the afternoon, as she and her friends made their way over from Brighton to Rye, and I noticed that they'd at last made it onto site. I went up to the marquee stage and caught some of Hayley's solo set, which she performed to a very attentive crowd of our friends. I went out for a wander, chatted to people like Kim, and then it was time to introduce another band, The 5-40's. I'd been carrying half a quiche around all day, left over from the small picnic lunch I'd brought along: I'd had more than I wanted, so I decided to give it away and concentrate on a can of beer that Reuben had given me instead. After several declined offers, I eventually caught up with Petra and her friends, and they took the food off me. As to whether they actually ate it, I don't know, as The Crayons had begun on the marquee stage, so I went and sat down and watched the remainder of their set. They played some good new songs really well, and were as personally amiable as ever, though they were facing a near-empty tent (possibly 'cos it was teatime). On the main stage, there were few people watching The 5-40's either, though the band had a loyal crowd of friends larking about with a giant inflatable ball stage-front. With their primary-coloured fashion-sense, and reliance on one-finger Moog melodies, the group were the closest thing we'd seen for a long time to the sort of band we played in when we were their age (in fact, with me, Michael and Lee already there, and Dan on his way over from Eastbourne, we considered trying to get Paul all the way over from Brighton for an emergency Duplo reunion, but this was never likely to happen instantaneously). Caroline at last joined us, having had to take a squitty-kitty to the vets, and I had a quick chat with Sally and Helen too; whilst The 5-40's ended their set by jumping offstage and fighting with their fans, which was very endearing really. I hung about backstage with Matt & Bonj for a while (the rest of the 'John, along with their friends and partners, had turned up by now), and got introduced to another Matt, who'd designed the distinctively-psychedelic Rocksalts artwork (nice fella), while Fracture set up. The group decided to start their set straight after their soundcheck, which relieved me of compering duties for a little while. Fracture were a widescreen melodic rock group, with a full-throated lead singer giving it some moves, and so they at least made some success in reaching across the steadily-filling field. After their set, however, the rain that had been scatteringly threatening all afternoon finally came down in a storm, sending all the punters back to the marquee (much to the probable delight of Alfie, who was onstage at the time), whilst we tried to get all the bits of gear and cables covered up successfully. Lower Case were also due on the main stage next, which required some shifting around of the dj decks, so Reuben's skills weren't needed for a bit, leaving the hired sound crew to supply their own cd entertainment (much more MOR than Reuben's 60's/70's nuggets). Lower Case's two mc's and dj were going to be accompanied live by Si Ham & Matt Jukes (Ch3vy), Jim and Billy: I did a bit of a check to see if they needed to be introduced, but, as I had thought, their mc's were able to do a much better job of bigging themselves up, when the rain finally moved on, and the marquee tent disgorged it's punters. The Hastings backing group have all put plenty of time in over the years with various funk groups (Bubba, the Rufus Stone Band) and so fitted seamlessly with Lower Case's entertainingly bouncing rhythms and verses. The mc's were pretty damn funny too. I knew there was an impromptu set by The A Team starting as a suprise straight after Lower Case (as Bill and Matt were already playing onstage), so I took some of the food and drink tokens Michael had given me (he had spares from the handful he'd been given as an artists' courtesy) and joined the (very slow-moving) queue for a couple of burgers for Carolyn and I. The two skaters running the food stall were doing the best they could in the face of a lot of customer-demand, which at least meant I had plenty of time to chat to Reuben, Fred, Del and another skater called Sam while I was waiting. I hadn't realised I was wanted onstage at this time though, meaning Paul had to introduce The A Team after all (he wasn't joining them, for a change, so the group became Bill, Matt, Rufus and Bonj on this occasion). Just three short tv-themes later (oh, how the crowd love them!) and I had my burgers, but the band were moving offstage already. Carolyn had been offsite to pick up some bottles of wine for everyone too (except Lee, who wasn't drinking today), so it was definately tea-time. Dan and Pip, as well as Matt and Elliott, had made it over to the festival by now, so we had a chat, before I went backstage again to see if any more introductions were needed yet. This Project, on next, wanted to start themselves without an intro, so I went over and had a chat to Petra and her friend Gemma under the trees, mostly interrupted by Barney trying to impress them with his best junior-Tarzan moves. The women were on their way off to get some rest, having not warmed to many (if any) of the day's rock bands (and This Project's epic heavy-prog excursions weren't going to change their minds) so we said goodbye, and I carried on swinging from the trees with Barney 'til I got tired (long before he was ever going to). Back on the field, I swigged away at the wine, and could hear very promising psych sounds coming from The Higher State up there on the marquee stage, but my duties were now to be ready to introduce Regular John, which I haltingly did (those few hours without compering had already started bringing the nerves back, but after this point enough wine started kicking-in that it wouldn't be a problem again). Despite seemingly only having one set-list, in the possession of Pete (an improvement of sorts on Rumiko, who'd left their pre-planned lists back in the Basement or somewhere, necessitating a rather wasted Rufus to have to think of a new set and rewrite it out in pentaplate, or whatever the word would be), Regular John played a fierce set of favourites, that friends such as Alis managed to execute dance-moves to throughout. Meanwhile, Reuben and a couple of his mates fought like wild-things with the aid of some of those haybales (the first hit, taken by Reuben in his back, was magnificent: mainly 'cos he was watching the band, and was unaware that a wild woman was bearing down on him at top speed, wielding an enormous bale of hay: thwack!). At one point, it looked like the festival-wardens were going to step in and break things up, but fortunately the kids stopped in time: in fact, neither the ambulance, nor the occasional visiting police officers, had to be called upon all day. At Spoon's request, I did some more words after Regular John's set, partly to indicate that the bands had finished (a marker we should have thought about doing earlier really) and partly because soon the main stage entertainment would be over, and we needed to put the information in the crowd's heads that the focus of the festival would then shift to the marquee stage. As Reuben and I had already arranged, I joined in on the djing between Regular John and Rumiko Jr's final main stage slot: cocking up a bit with the faders, struggling when the power went down unexpectedly and slowly, but generally managing ok (we even got the Jesus & Mary Chain's version of The Pink Floyd's bootleg-only Vegetable Man on, in late-tribute to Syd Barrett, who The Crayons had unfortunatle missed from their earlier shout-out's to recently-deceased rock-stars). When Rumiko were ready, I ran back round from the decks and onto the stage to make the introductions, then grabbed Reuben and went out front to join everyone watching. And it really was everyone now: the attendees having noted that Rumiko were going to be their last chance at seeing a live band for the day. There was all sorts of unusual people enjoying Rumiko, from toddlers, to long-haired secondary-schoolkids, to the wardens, to middle-aged guys with peculiar dance-moves, plus just about everyone we knew there. Down at the barriers, Barney at last got to see all his friends in Rumiko play a gig together, whilst Caroline, Anna, Wookie, Julian etc took plenty of photos and footage of the onstage action. Dean did the right thing and invited Alfie up on stage with them: the lad leapt over the barriers and up to the mic with his harmonica in a leap and a bound (especially impressive as I got the feeling, when I collared him and Robert back in the audience afterwards, that he was pissed right-up). So we were treated to big-band, full-on Rumiko country-rocking, which was a great way to end the evening out there: a couple of encore numbers later (both covers, the main set having been wholly originals) and that was the main stage finished: Spoon doing a final onstage direction of the crowd towards Ch3vy's Funk Of Fury dj session back up in the marquee. I gathered up my records and belongings from front of stage, vaulting back over the barriers with them (apparently I tumbled over really, and made Reuben and Murray crack-up as a result), then joined my friends to consider heading home. After a bundle of goodbyes and congratulations, Lee, Carolyn and I wandered back towards Rye Station (Lee sober, Carolyn and I drunk). On the way, I tripped forwards and, with the weight of two record bags around my neck, inevitably fell sprawling into the road (fortunately vehicle-free at that moment), grazing my hands and arms. Lee helped carry the records after that! At the station we said Hi to Kim, then joined Carrie, Tom and Barney for the train journey. I tried to grab a paper on the train, but it was the inspector's, so I nodded-off a bit on the journey back instead. Disembarking at Hastings, we caught up with Kim again for the walk into town, then the rest of us got back to the Old Town and into the house, for a few cups of tea, and a winding-down chat before bed. Rocksalts: hats-off all round! They'll be back...

